Wednesday, September 19, 2007

A Bill Gates Joke !


Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being sized up by St. Peter.

"Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call; I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you enormously helped society by putting a computer in almost every home in America, yet you also created that ghastly Windows '95. I'm going to do something I've never done before in your case; I'm going to let you decide where you want to go."
Bill replied, "well, what's the difference between the two?"

St. Peter said, "I'm willing to let you visit both places briefly, if it will help your decision."

"Fine, but where should I go first?"

"I'll leave that up to you."

"Okay then," said Bill, "Let's try Hell first."

So Bill went to Hell. It was a beautiful, clean, sandy beach with clear waters and lots of bikini-clad women running around, playing in the water, laughing and frolicking about.The sun was shining; the temperature perfect. He was very pleased.

"This is great!" he told St. Peter. "If this is hell, I REALLY want to see heaven!"

"Fine," said St. Peter, and off they went.

Heaven was a place high in the clouds, with angels drifting about, playing harps and singing. It was nice, but not as enticing as Hell.

Bill thought for a quick minute, and rendered his decision.

"Hmmm. I think I'd prefer Hell," he told St. Peter.

"Fine," retorted St. Peter, "as you desire."

So Bill Gates went to Hell.

Two weeks later, St. Peter decided to check on the late billionaire to see how he was doing in Hell. When he got there, he found Bill, shackled to a wall, screaming amongst hot flames in dark caves, being burned and tortured by demons.

"How's everything going?" he asked Bill.

Bill responded, with his voice filled with anguish and disappointment, "This is awful! This is nothing like the Hell I visited two weeks ago! I can't believe this is happening! What happened to that other place, with the beautiful beaches, the scantily-clad women playing in the water?!???"

"That was the demo," replied St. Peter.

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Common things in slow motion - Great Video

Geniuses can you solve this Riddle?


Are you among the top 2% of population who can solve this riddle within five minutes? Solve it & find whether you are really a genius?

Riddle:

1. In a street there are five houses, painted five different colors.
2. In each house lives a person of different nationality.
3. These five homeowners each drink a different kind of beverage, smoke different brand of cigar & keep a different pet.

The question:
Who owns the fish?

Hints:

1. The Brit lives in a red house.
2. The Swede keeps dogs as pets.
3. The Dane drinks tea.
4. The Green house is next to, & on the left of the White house.
5. The owner of the Green house drinks coffee.
6. The person who smokes Pall Mall rears birds.
7. The owner of the Yellow house smokes Dunhill.
8. The man living in the center house drinks milk.
9. The Norwegian lives in the first house.
10. The man who smokes Blends lives next to the one who keeps cats.
11. The man who keeps horses lives next to the man who smokes Dunhill.
12. The man who smokes Blue Master drinks beer.
13. The German smokes Prince.
14. The Norwegian lives next to the blue house.
15. The man who smokes Blends has a neighbor who drinks water.

Answer

Source : riddle site

Business Card Illusion

A pretty unique business card. The revolving motion effect is really good

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Lighter In Slow Motion

Life moves at a fast pace or rather a hectic pace. In this process many of us get lost in this pace & stop looking at the beauty around us or smiling at the simplest things that can make one happy. Have you ever thought that lighter sparking a flame in slow motion can also be so beautiful & can make you think of it? No! Then you better check this video out.

Beautiful NASA Pano-View of Dubai City and The Palm Jumeirah


Beautiful NASA Pano-View of Dubai City and The Palm Jumeirah
The photo, 3032 × 2064 pixels, was taken on September 5, 2007 as the International Space Station (Expedition 15) orbited over United Arab Emirates.

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Amazing Sand Sculptures

As kids we did make our sand castles & had a fair share of fun.But when some really talented people takeover this process, it's really amazing to see these beautiful creations being created just out of sand & water.for this the sand must be fine, otherwise the grains will not stick together. Dry sand is loose, wet sand adherent, except when it is too wet. According to the BBC TV programme Coast, the ideal ratio is eight parts dry sand to one part water. When the sand dries out or gets wet, the shape of the structure may change; "landslides" are common.
Sand sculpting as an art form has become very popular in recent years. Hundreds of annual competitions are held all over the world. Techniques can be quite sophisticated, with record-breaking achievements recorded in the Guinness World Records. Sometimes contests are staged as advertising or promotional events.











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